11 Things You Shouldn’t be Able to (But Can) Buy on the Internet

7. Russian Mail-order Brides

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Selling and buying other human beings is one of those things that we can all agree is not good. However, buying your wife on-line seems to be perfectly acceptable. The truly sad part about looking at one of these on-line catalogues of Eastern European women is that there are multiple sites where you can find a potential wife. The websites claim to be dating sites and they will help you connect with the woman and do the paperwork necessary for her to move to the Unites States. As far as we can tell she won’t be shipped in a box, you actually have to buy her a plane ticket.

8. Explosives Detection Kit

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There should be no moment in your life when you tell yourself: “I wish I could know if that ticking package is a bomb. Good thing I have my bomb detection kit” If at any moment that question crosses your mind you should run away, and after safely hidden behind a thick wall, call the police. For no reason whatsoever should anyone want to test some unknown substance to see if it’s explosive. If there is the slightest chance that it is, let people who are professionals and have years of training deal with it. Even better, let a robot do the job.

9. Do it Yourself Embalming Kit

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For eight dollars you can own your very own embalming kit. According to the site selling them these items are actually used by morticians to embalm people. The kit will contain: “Each kit will include 2 eye caps, 2 needle pins for closing the mouth, and a trocar button, a mouth former or dental stimulator. We also include a toe tag in each bag. Please do not try this at home. We are not liable for any pain you cause yourself.”

10. Human Skull

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If none of the items so far on this list satisfy your morbid need for dead things, maybe a real human skull could help. Not only does this store offer real human skulls, but you can purchase a Tibetan decorated skull for only $1500, the artwork is quite impressive. In case that is too pricey for your craniums, check back in a week or two as the store has specials quite often.

11. Private Island

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In case you are tired of the government and living in a well established country, why not buy your own little island and reign supreme. Or in case you always wanted an evil lair for your tanks and human skulls, the internet is here to help you. With only a few clicks that volcanic skull shaped island could be your new home!

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