Comments on: The Most Bizarre Song Lyrics

By: RockerDude

RockerDude — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 01:19:00 +0000

Dio-Holy Diver,i never ever got the meaning of a song sang by Ronnie James Dio,regardless of the band he sang in.
Lyrics:Holy Diver
You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what’s becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean
Oh don’t you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun ’till you see the light
Oh we will pray it’s all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There’s a truth that’s hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life’s a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You’re the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he’s mean
Some light can never be seen

By: Edperini

Edperini — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 09:29:46 +0000

"Frank settled down in the Valley,
and he hung his wild years on a
nail that he drove through his
wife's forehead.

He sold used office furniture out
there on San Fernando Road and
assumed a $30,000 loan at
15 1/4 % and put a down payment
on a little two bedroom place.

His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
Made good bloody-marys, kept her mouth
shut most of the time, had a little Chihuahua
named Carlos that had some kind of skin
disease and was totally blind.

They had a thoroughly modern kitchen;
self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
Frank drove a little sedan.
They were so happy.

One night Frank was on his way home
from work, stopped at the liquor store,
picked up a couple of Mickey's Big Mouth’s.
Drank 'em in the car on his way to the
Shell station; he got a gallon of gas in a can.

Drove home, doused everything in
the house, torched it.
Parked across the street laughing,
watching it burn, all Halloween
orange and chimney red.

Frank put on a top forty station,
got on the Hollywood Freeway
headed North.

Never could stand that dog."

Tom Waits, "Frank's Wild Years"

By: CapnCaveman

CapnCaveman — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:10:56 +0000

BTW, You forgot Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hotrod"...

soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
jerry lee lewis was the devil
jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
all of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

ding dang a dong bong bing bong
ticky ticky thought of a gun
everytime i try to do it all now baby
am i on the run
why why why why why baby
if it's so evil then?
give me my time, with all my power
give it to me all again (wow)
ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
every where i go

everytime you tell me baby
when i settle down
got to get me a trailer park
and hold my world around
why why why why?

ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
dingy dingy son of a gun
half my time i tell you baby
never am I all for sure
why why why why why baby
sicky sicky from within
everytime I stick my finger on in ya
you're a wild wild little town bitch
now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
dingy a dingy dong a down

everytime you tell me baby
when i settle down
got to get me a trailer park
and hold my world around
why why why why?

in my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
a sticky sticky son of a gun
ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
why why never know
why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
then you take it on the bill
ding dang dong don't dong
whoa!

i wanna love ya!

why why why, why why darling
do you do you tell me to play?
half the time I talk about it all now baby
you know what I'm talkin' about I said
why why why it'll
ticky ticky ticky ticky
son of a gun
ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
ticky ticky thought of a gun

bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

aarrrhhhh...

ding dang a dang bong bing bong
ticky ticky thought of a gun
everytime I try to do it all now baby
am I on the run
why why why
it'll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
dawn of a gun
bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
ticky ticky thought of a gun
bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
ticky ticky through the day

if you got a doubt 'bout baby
the memory is on the bed
why why why why why
darlin' uh it don't know
when my time is on
might tell me never do it on his own
if my time was all as is yours
make me burn a wish
when my time with you is brutish
no I'll never not ever

why why why why why why baby heavy hell
alone and it's here it's this thunder
the thunder oh thunder
oh!

jesus built my car
it's a love affair
mainly jesus and my hot rod

By: Capncaveman78

Capncaveman78 — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:05:48 +0000

L.L. Cool J is talking about diamonds when he says “yellow canaries”. “Knahmsayin” is “know what I'm saying” spoken quickly. There's nothing odd about the lyrics. He's just bragging about being rich, just like almost every other tired rap song out there.

By: kayla

kayla — Thu, 06 May 2010 05:55:49 +0000

scotty vanity? REALLY?

By: Lura Teplica

Lura Teplica — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:36:09 +0000

Wow man, I didn’t knew this, thankyou.

By: Lura Teplica

Lura Teplica — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:36:00 +0000

Wow man, I didn’t knew this, thankyou.

By: Demarcus Freiser

Demarcus Freiser — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:32:52 +0000

I know some people with problems opening the web page using Opera. I reopened it making use of Firefox and it seems to be ok.I think I see those exact same errors in Opera as well.Hope that helps.

By: Demarcus Freiser

Demarcus Freiser — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:32:00 +0000

I know some people with problems opening the web page using Opera. I reopened it making use of Firefox and it seems to be ok.I think I see those exact same errors in Opera as well.Hope that helps.

By: Michel

Michel — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 12:59:41 +0000

well all Lady Gaga’s lyrics fit in here :p

By: Michel

Michel — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 12:59:00 +0000

well all Lady Gaga’s lyrics fit in here :p

By: Flubber

Flubber — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 03:32:33 +0000

The lyrics to the Talking Head’s song “I Zimbra” are just made up words.

GADJI BERI BIMBA CLANDRIDI
LAULI LONNI CADORI GADJAM
A BIM BERI GLASSALA GLANDRIDE
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

BIM BLASSA GALASSASA ZIMBRABIM
BLASSA GLALLASSASA ZIMBRABIM

A BIM BERI GLASSALA GRANDRID
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

GADJI BERI BIMBA GLANDRIDI
LAULI LONNI CADORA GADJAM
A BIM BERI GLASSASA GLANDRID
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

By: Flubber

Flubber — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 03:32:00 +0000

The lyrics to the Talking Head’s song “I Zimbra” are just made up words.

GADJI BERI BIMBA CLANDRIDI
LAULI LONNI CADORI GADJAM
A BIM BERI GLASSALA GLANDRIDE
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

BIM BLASSA GALASSASA ZIMBRABIM
BLASSA GLALLASSASA ZIMBRABIM

A BIM BERI GLASSALA GRANDRID
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

GADJI BERI BIMBA GLANDRIDI
LAULI LONNI CADORA GADJAM
A BIM BERI GLASSASA GLANDRID
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

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By: michael jaye

michael jaye — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:31:47 +0000

you might find these lyrics strange as well:

Doubt & Pain Disco
(M. Jaye)

Doubt & Pain are here again, Doubt & Pain are here
Doubt & Pain are here again, Doubt & Pain are here

Well I wonder and I wonder and I wonder and I wonder,
and I wonder why
Why things are so boring boring, boring,
so boring that I could cry
I’m turning, turning, turning. like a leaf blown up to the sky
But what I’m learning, learning, learning
makes no impression on my mind

Doubt & Pain are here again, Doubt & Pain are here
Doubt & Pain are here again, Doubt & Pain are here

Things move faster, faster, faster,
Time flows tragically by
And it keeps on raining, rainin’, rainin’,
I just can’t seem to keep dry

If you were my father, sister, brother,
or somebody else on he side
You’d get a taste of my Land of Waste,
come visit that sad and sorrowful place…
DOUBT & PAIN!

frm the cd “High Class Trash” by The Tyrants in Therapy

Published by Tyrant Michael’s Music (ASCAP)

By: michael jaye

michael jaye — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:31:00 +0000

you might find these lyrics strange as well:

Doubt & Pain Disco
(M. Jaye)

Doubt & Pain are here again, Doubt & Pain are here
Doubt & Pain are here again, Doubt & Pain are here

Things move faster, faster, faster,
Time flows tragically by
And it keeps on raining, rainin’, rainin’,
I just can’t seem to keep dry

If you were my father, sister, brother,
or somebody else on he side
You’d get a taste of my Land of Waste,
come visit that sad and sorrowful place…
DOUBT & PAIN!

frm the cd “High Class Trash” by The Tyrants in Therapy

Published by Tyrant Michael’s Music (ASCAP)

By: Paul Baack

Paul Baack — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:37:16 +0000

“Hung velvet overtaken me
Dim chandelier awaken me
To a song dissolved in the dawn
The music hall a costly bow
The music all is lost for now
To a muted trumperter swan
Columnated ruins domino

“Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping, Brother John?”

– Brian Wilson & Van Dyke Parks, “Surf’s Up”

By: Paul Baack

Paul Baack — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:37:00 +0000

“Hung velvet overtaken me
Dim chandelier awaken me
To a song dissolved in the dawn
The music hall a costly bow
The music all is lost for now
To a muted trumperter swan
Columnated ruins domino

“Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping, Brother John?”

– Brian Wilson & Van Dyke Parks, “Surf’s Up”

By: Lucas

Lucas — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:57:07 +0000

I Like Your Hair – Amazing. Humanity never ceases to leave me breathless.

Zappa was singing about growing something else actually (no, not marijuana, he was abhorrently against drug usage) and it does have a sensible meaning. I remember having the songs meaning explained to me by a big fan of his, and it actually made sense. I just wish I could remember!

And Primus are just permanently high.

Runner up for this list: Jump Rope by Blue October.

By: Lucas

Lucas — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:57:00 +0000

I Like Your Hair – Amazing. Humanity never ceases to leave me breathless.

And Primus are just permanently high.

Runner up for this list: Jump Rope by Blue October.